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Thursday May 31, 2007

Father's Day Gifts for a President: Part VI

As with some of the "second-tier" Democratic Presidential hopefuls, we will group some of our Father's Day gift suggestions for some of the remaining Republicans here.

John McCain: Ok, he probably deserves a blog entry all his own, but we're running out of time. His age would make him ripe for anything in our "Old School" lifestyle, but we'd rather make sure he's protected on his next trip to a Baghdad market. The ScotteVest Tactical 4.0 System, while not bulletproof, has 52 pockets and a Personal Area Network (PAN). Take that al-Qaeda!

Tom Tancredo: While smoking in the rest of DC is illegal, Congresspeople are allowed to smoke in their private offices. Even if the cops are called by an annoyed neighbor. Tom would be thrilled to receive the El Casco Cigar Ashtray.

Sam Brownback: During the first debate, Senator Brownback was one of three candidates that raised his hand to the question: "Who doesn't believe in evolution?" Obviously, the Senator has never seen the Evolution Men's Armoire; it will make a believer out of anyone.

Fred Thompson: It sounds like he'll enter the race around the 4th of July, so maybe he doesn't deserve a Father's Day suggestion from us, but he's an easy one: a legal-themed set of cufflinks like these or these to his time on Law & Order.

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